Brown 3, Colgate 1

The Brown Men’s Soccer team extended its new unbeaten streak to three games with a win over out-of-state, non-rivals Colgate. Jamie Granger ’06.5, Brian Joyce ’07 and Rhett Bernstein ’09 scored for the Bears (or were credited with scoring), while Jarrett Leech ’09 and David Semenza ’07 split time in goal. With the win, the Bears improve to 10-3-2 overall. They return to action on Saturday night at Penn in an all-but-must-win Ivy League match.

Now, here is your post-game report:

Tuesday Training – Rhett Bernstein ends practice by saying, “Come on, guys. Let’s beat toothpaste.”

Warm-Up –The lights mysteriously go dead, prompting assistant coach Ken Murphy to recollect his recruiting trip to Brown in the late 1970s, when the lights similarly went dead…during a UConn player’s breakaway! Authorities are still investigating the causes of both outages.

Warm-Up II – The lighting issue resolved, Brown takes the field before a super-charged, raucous crowd of one recruit and Mike Rubin ‘01. Eventually, about a hundred and fifty fans do find their way to the chilly midweek fixture.

3^rd minute – Andrew Daniels ’07 flicks the ball to Jamie Granger ’06.5 deep in the Colgate box. Sandwiched by two defenders, Granger a) somehow chips the ball up with his left heel and hits a spinning, 360 degree side volley with his right foot, connecting with such force that the ball literally tears a hole in the net, or b) attempts to trap the ball, misplays it off his instep and watches in rapt awe as it trickles by the Colgate keeper, immediately being dubbed the slowest….goal….ever. Choose your own adventure. 1-0 Brown.

15^th minute – Diving after a loose ball, the Colgate keeper goes down hard and separates his shoulder. Colgate’s other keeper, who missed an NCAA record earlier this year by just three minutes by going over 900 consecutive minutes without conceding a goal, enters the game.

24^th minute – As Colgate moves the ball around its own end, Brown steps to pressure. Sensing an errant pass, Brian Joyce ’07 charges forward and goes in hard on a fifty-fifty tackle. Joyce charges toward goal with a path of destruction behind him, like an advancing tornado. As the keeper cuts down the angle, he curls the ball calmly and powerfully to the far post. 2-0 Brown.

33^rd minute – Colgate, which boasted a 7-2-5 record and #24 national ranking, sticks with its long ball strategy. A ball launched over the top lands in a dangerous area, and a Colgate player first-times it into the goalmouth. An advancing forward smacks it off the post before collecting his own rebound and volleying the ball into the open net. 2-1 Brown.

37^th minute – For the second consecutive game, Darren Howerton ’09 puts his space-aged super polymer, ultra-grip gloves to use, launching a perfect flip-throw into the goal mouth. Rhett Bernstein ’09 a) takes the ball off his chest, pops it over three defenders, and hits a torpedo-like diving header into the far upper corner, or b) misses his attempted header, sees the ball glance off his arm, then off a defender, and into the goal. Again, you be the judge. 3-1 Brown.

Second Half – Brown puts together arguably its most dominant performance in the last three games. They do not score, but they control play completely and create several good scoring chances. All in all, they look confident and ready to take on Penn this weekend.

Final Score: Brown 3, Colgate 1

Overall Record: 10-3-2
Ivy Record: 3-1-1
Next Match: Saturday, October 28^th @ UPenn, 7 pm